"THE bombs dropped on Baghdad
exploded in Madrid!" declared one "peace" protester in Spain. Or as
Australian Federal Police Commissioner Mick Keelty put it, somewhat less
vividly: "If this turns out to be Islamic extremists . . . it is more
likely to be linked to the position that Spain and other allies took on
issues such as Iraq."
By "other allies", he means you – yes, you,
reading this on the bus to work in Australia. You may not have supported
the war, or ever voted for John Howard, but you're now a target. In other
words, this is "blowback". This is what you get when you side with the
swaggering Texas gunslinger and his neocon Zionist sidekicks.
There are three responses to Commissioner Keelty:
1) Not necessarily.
In his penultimate public appearance, the late Osama bin Laden,
broadcasting from his cave in the early hours of the Afghan campaign,
listed among his principal grievances "the tragedy of Andalusia" – that
is, the end of Muslim rule in Spain in 1492. That's 512 years ago, but the
al-Qa'ida guys are in no mood to (as the Democrats used to urge
Republicans in the Clinton impeachment era) "move on". After half a
millennium, even Paula Jones would have thrown in the towel. But not these
fellows. They're still settling scores from the 15th century. They might
not get around to Johnny-come-lately grievances such as Iraq until the
early 2600s.
2) Commissioner Keelty could be right.
The question then is what does a nation have to do to avoid being
targeted by the Islamists. Canada refused to take part in the war on Iraq,
but whoever makes Osama's audio tapes these days still named the
disinclined dominion as one of al-Qa'ida's enemies. Ireland did no more
than allow American aircraft to continue their practice of refuelling at
Shannon but that was enough for Robert Fisk to volunteer them for a list
of potential Islamist targets.
Turkey refused to let the US attack Iraq from its territory, but they
made the mistake of permitting the British to maintain consular and
commercial ties, so a bunch of Muslims in Istanbul got slaughtered anyway.
France was second to none in the creative energy and elegant deviousness
they brought to the undermining of Bush and Blair vis a vis Iraq, and the
only thanks they got was the detonation of their oil tanker off the coast
of Yemen.
Maybe you could avoid all that by overthrowing the Bush poodles and
installing John Pilger as prime minister. But I wouldn't advise it. Before
he became a born-again Baathist urging on the Iraqi resistance, Pilger's
big pet cause was independence for East Timor, which seemed like a smart
move at the time but has since been cited by the Islamofascists as one of
the reasons they blew up Bali.
And that brings me to the best response to the commissioner:
3) It makes no difference.
Even if you'd avoided Iraq or Andalusia or British banks or Pilger or
any other affront to Islamist sensibilities, you'd still be a target. As
the PR guy for the Islamic Army of Aden said after blowing up that French
tanker: "We would have preferred to hit a US frigate, but no problem
because they are all infidels." Commissioner Keelty is confusing
old-school terrorism – blowing the legs off grannies as a means to an end
– with the new: blowing the legs off grannies is the end. Old-school
terrorists have relatively viable goals: They want a Basque state or
Northern Ireland removed from the UK. You might not agree with these
goals, you might not think them negotiable, but at least they're not stark
staring insane.
That kind of finely calibrated terrorism – just enough slaughter to
inconvenience the state into concessions – is all but over. Suppose you're
an ETA cell. Suppose you were planning a car-bomb for next month – nothing
fancy, just a dead Spanish official plus a couple of unlucky passers-by.
Still want to go ahead with it? I doubt it. Despite Gerry Adams's attempts
to distinguish between "unacceptable" terrorism and the supposedly more
beneficial kind, these days it's a club with only one level of membership.
That's why so many formerly active terrorist groups have been so quiet the
past couple of years. In that sense, Bush is right: It is a "war on
terror", and on many fronts it's being won.
If Islamic terrorism were as rational as Irish or Basque terrorism, it
would be easier. But Hussein Massawi, former leader of Hezbollah, summed
it up very pithily: "We are not fighting so that you will offer us
something. We are fighting to eliminate you." You can be pro-America
(Spain, Australia) or anti-America (France, Canada), but if you broke into
the head cave in the Hindu Kush and checked out the hit list you'd be on
it either way.
So the choice for pluralist democracies is simple: You can join Bush in
taking the war to the terrorists, to their redoubts and sponsoring
regimes. Despite the sneers that terrorism is a phenomenon and you can't
wage war against a phenomenon, in fact you can – as the Royal Navy did
very successfully against the malign phenomena of an earlier age, piracy
and slavery.
Or you can stick your head in the sand and paint a burqa on your butt.
But they'll blow it up anyway.
Mark Steyn is a columnist for Britain's Telegraph Group and the
Chicago Sun-Times.